Diary of a Blonde!!!!!

Received this from a friend of mine. Had to post it.


January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...Helllloooo!!!....Bottles won't fit in the typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.... the power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later that the other swimmers cheated; they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are just so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound, and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911...."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

Whew! What a year!!
I don't know about you, but this IS FUNNY!

Mike

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